Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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