Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We have started to decorate penises.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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