Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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