nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
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There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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