none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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