If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
