i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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