I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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