You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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