why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
The air taste purple.
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