Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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