normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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