i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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