That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
