WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
