You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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