Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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