on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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