I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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