am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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