idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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