Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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