People with herpes should wear stickers.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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