So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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