I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
