I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
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Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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