In the future we'll all be gay
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
It's never too late to be topless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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