Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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