So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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