you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I need a burrito and a hug.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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