So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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