I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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