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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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