Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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