no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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