Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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