yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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