Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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