I love black thongs
Where is the hickey?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
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I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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