I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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