life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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