he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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