she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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