your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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