Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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