its not stalking. its research.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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