he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Even my vagina gasped.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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