The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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