Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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