Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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