I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
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Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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