Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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