This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I want her autograph on my taint
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize