I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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