Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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